b) Sammy Sosa is to Mark McGuire?
c) Susan Polgar is to Judit Polgar?


e) cake is to pie?


intermittent thoughts on my life and work as the chess coach at IS 318, a public middle school in Brooklyn





11...Nxf5?
1.e4 c6 2.c4 So I play this line still, although my coach keeps telling me to stop. His point is that I'm completely unprepared for 2...e5, and in fact perhaps I'm at sea after 2... g6 as well. It's just always worked so well for me, 2. c4--so disorienting for the opponent.Also she was a little kid, so I wanted to trick her somehow.
2...d6 But wow, this is a serious change of structure for a person who might or might not have any idea how to play a pirc.
3.d4 Nf6 4.Nc3 g6 5.h3 The lines I play against the pirc keep changing, really they change faster than I can't keep up with them, so I know nothing concrete about this position, but I can't see that her Bc8 has a decent square aside from g4.
5...Nbd7 6.Nf3 Nb6 I guess she hasn't heard the "Knights on b6 are always bad" rule. Maybe 6...e5 is playable?
7.Bd3 Qc7 8.Bf4
Try to find a decent move here. It's hard, right?8...Qd8
If 8...Bg7, 9.e5 dxe5 10.Nxe5 was my intention, but Rybka prefers 9. c5 Nbd7 10. cxd6 exd6 11. 0-0
9.0–0 Bg7 10.Qe2
After a few moves, I was very upset with myself for putting the queen on e2, when it belonged on d2, and blamed this for making things harder than they had to be. But rybka likes it. How confusing.
Beastie also wants to play 10.e5-- I thought about this, but worried my center might dissolve. 10...dxe5 11.dxe5 Nh5 12.Bg5 Be6 13.Qe2; 10.Qd2 Be6 11.b3
10...0–0 11.Rad1 d5 12.cxd5
Here's a tactical line I never would have found: 12.exd5! cxd5 13.c5 Nbd7 (13...Nc4 14.Bxc4 dxc4 15.Qxc4) 14.Rfe1 Re8 15.Nb5.
12...cxd5 13.e5 Ne8

There are all kinds of ideas I want to play for the next 10 moves: h4-h5, f4-f5, Qd2, Bh6, Nf3-h2-g4, Re1–e3-g/h3 or maybe Kh2/Rh1/Kg1. Hard to choose.
14.Rfe1 Nc7 15.Qd2 Ne6 16.Bh6 Bd7 Here I couldn't decide if I should continue with attacking moves, Nh2-g4 or h4, or I should take two moves to restrict white on the queenside, with b3 and Ne2. I decided on the latter. Dunno which is best.
17.b3 Rc8 18.Ne2 Re8 19.h4 f6

20...Nxg7 At the time, I thought king takes was almost forced, but Rybka prefers Nxg7. However, the reason for the preference is the ridiculous computer line of the previous note, so it only half counts. [20...Kxg7 21.h5 g5 22.a4 Rc7 23.a5 Nc8 24.Rc1 Rxc1]
21.Ng3 Rybka prefers 21.Nf4 Bg4 22.Nxg6 hxg6 23.Bxg6 Nd7 24.Qf4+- (24.Qh6 Nf8) ]
21...Bg4 22.Qh6 Qd7 23.h5
During the game I thought she would play this nice line:
23...Bxh5 24.Nxh5 Nxh5 25.e6 Now it does matter where the queen goes, because from c7, there might be a defence in Qc2, whereas on d6, the queen keeps an eye on the e6 pawn:
25...Qc7 26.Bxg6 hxg6 27.Qxg6+ Ng7 28.Qf7+ (28.Re5 fxe5) 28...Kh7 29.Re3 Qc2 30.Ng5+) 25... Qd6 26.Bxg6 hxg6 27.Qxg6+ Ng7 28.Re5 fxe5 (threat: 28...-- 29.Rg5 fxg5 30.Nxg5) 29.Ng5
24.Nxf5 gxf5 25.e6 Qd8 26.Nh4 Kh8 27.Nxf5 Rg8

So I don't exactly want to take on d3 here, but I had run out of useful things to do before developing my knight. And neither a6 nor c6 seemed playable here.
See, I'm very concerned that he doesn't get a huge huge center by playing c4, exchanging my d pawn, and then playing e4 (and d5, e5, f4-f5 etc). If he had tried it last move, I thought he was too far behind in development (see variation below), but I need to be watching out in the future, I felt. If I play 11... Nc6, then 12. c4 and I can't play ...c6.
I had thought 11.c4?! was not great because of Bxd3 12.Qxd3 dxc4 13.Qxc4 and then I was having fantasies about playing 13...c5 14.Qxc5 (14.dxc5 Na6? (14...Nc6) 15.c6!) 14...Na6 15.Qc2 Rac8]
11...Bxd3 [11...Nc6 12.c4; 11...Na6 12.Bxa6
12.Qxd3 Qc6 I was very proud of myself for this, I thought I was all "clamping down on the light squares," but now I think I was wrong because the queen is blocking the c pawn and will only get stranded on c4. Perhaps 12...c5?!Later note-- Rybka likes Qc6.
13.Ng3 Nbd7 14.Ra2 A good move which I had missed. I was expecting 14.Bd2 Nb6 15.Rae1 Nc4 when white cannot play e4 because the Bd2 is loose.
14...Nb6 15.Re2 Qc4

So I change my plan and put the queen there. It's a great idea if white takes the queen. Unfortunately, less good after
16.Qd2 g6
Two ideas behind this move:
1. Stops the dangerous Nf5, which might happen in conjunction with the scary e4 and the terrifying Qg5.
2. The reality is that I can't stop e4 from taking place, so I need to start planning for it. I hatch a scheme!
17.e4 c5
18.e5 Nfd7 
19.h4
Of course I hadn't considered this at all. Instead, I'd expected 19.f4 f5 and this was my big idea-- if white doesn't take en passant, I play Nf8-e6 and it's pleasant for me because my knight on e6 is way better than his bishop. Plus the center and kingside are effectively closed, so my queenside superiority will finally mean something.
If 20. exf6 e.p. Nxf6 and I thought a number of his pieces would be v stupid, especially his bishop and knight. I didn't quite realize how scary it was going to become, however: 20.exf6 Rxe2 (20...Nxf6 21.Rxe8+ Rxe8 22.f5 Nbd7 23.fxg6 hxg6 24.Qh6 Qd3 25.Bg5 ( better is 25.Qg5) 25...Rf8 Abby and I were looking at this position and thought black was hanging on. Rybka gives it as 0.77 ) 21.Nxe2 Nxf6 22.f5 Re8 23.Ng3 Nbd7 24.fxg6 hxg6 25.Qh6 Qd3 (D)
This is very similar to previous line but black has one extra tempo, I think.
Back to the game....
19...cxd4 20.cxd4 Re6 I'm not so sure about this move. At the time it seemed to be a very practical move, defending g6,f6, and stopping white from playing e6, but these might not be the most important demands on black's time, plus the rook on e6 is vunerable to f4-f5. Probably Nf8 followed by Nbd7, or just Rac8 makes more sense.
21.h5 Nf8 22.Re3 [22.f4 Rc8 23.f5 Rec6 24.Qf4+- White threatens to take on g6 and invade on f7 or play Nf5. ]
22...Rc8 stopping Rc3
23.Ne2 Qc2 24.Qe1 Rec6 again stopping Rc3
25.hxg6
25...Qxg6 Hilariously, Rybka thinks this is the worst of the recaptures, and by a fair amount. In order of good to descending badness, the recaptures are: 25...fxg6!, 25...hxg6, 25...Rxg6, 25...Nxg6.
I was scared that if hxg6 white was planning something like Kf2, Rh1, so I was scared to open the h file without the seventh rank open.
26.f4 threatens Rg3
26...Kh8? 26...Qf5 Rybka's preference, stopping white from playing f5.
27.f5 Qg4 I had 16 minutes here to reach move 40 (plus 30 second increment). Not 27...Qg7 28.Rg3]
28.Rg3 Qe4 threatening Rc2
29.Qd2 Qh4 It seems like my queen is getting chased around a lot, but white has a lot of pieces that are "not well-defended," i.e. attacked as many times as they are defended-- consquently he has to watch for Rxc1 and Rc2. Bu not quite yet: 29...Rc2 30.Qh6 and I'm mated.
30.Rh3 [30.Rf4 Rxc1+]
30...Qe4 31.Nc3 Qg4 32.Rf4 Qg5 33.Qe1 Na4 34.Rfh4 oops! [34.Ne2? Rxc1; 34.Rff3! Qg4 35.Rh4 Qg7 36.Ne2+-]
34...Qxf5


42.Rg3 Qxf3 43.Rxf3 Rcxg2+ 44.Kh3 Ne6 45.Be7 Kg8 46.Rh4 Rg1 47.Kh2 R7g2+ 48.Kh3
49.Bxg5 Rxg5 50.Kh2 R1g4 51.Kh3 Rg1 52.Kh2 R5g4 53.Kh3 [53.Rh5] 53...Rxh4+ 54.Kxh4 I was moving around a little so I could play Rd1 next.
54...Rd1 55.Rf4 Rd3 56.a4 At some point you become really curious when they are going to resign. It's very nice in Edmonton though-- they have free hot tea with real milk and flavored creamer, so I wasn't bothered at all. I was just drinking my tea, having a congratulations party for myself.
56...Ra3 57.Kg5 Rxa4 58.e6 fxe6 59.Kf6 Ra6 60.Rg4+ Kf8 61.Rh4 h6 62.Ke5 b5 63.Rxh6 b4 64.Rh8+ Kg7 65.Rb8 Rb6 66.Ra8 a6 0–1

You let half of one melt on your tongue, and then for the next hour, everything sour or bitter tastes SUPER SUPER SWEET. I read an article about the berry this is derived from in the NY Times, and then I saw it on ThinkGeek, so I ordered some. It's fantastic-- highly recommended.
Here's me, enjoying a lime:
