Alvin Greene action figures! Magnus Carlsen: fashion model!

Alvin Greene, South Carolina's Democratic nominee for US Senate, has a new website.
A NY Times article details his position on the issues:

ON THE ECONOMY, he wants to produce Alvin M. Greene action figures.

“Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays,” he told a British newspaper, The Guardian. “Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an Army uniform, Air Force uniform, and me in my suit.”

I stole this from Natalia Pogonina's website; I just couldn't help myself.