So I ordered a bunch of t shirts for my students from John O'Brien at Endgame Clothing, and he very kindly threw in a woman's shirt for me. Which got me thinking, because while I love the idea of a funny chess t shirt for women, the necessity of preserving my spotless reputation in the chess world prevents me from actually wearing such sexy clothing.
But John promises to make another women's t shirt soon, and I thought you guys might have some good ideas.
the best I could come up with was something about superfluous knights, like "My nights are not superfluous"??