Monday, June 7, 2010
I would just submerge all the bankers and BP execs in a tank of oil and let them die.
Try our cap operation at home! Hold a funnel over a firehose, sell what you catch and proclaim victory! #bpwins
Just hired an oil whisperer to teach us how to be dominant over the oil. Tsssssssst! #bptames
Words can not express how sorry we are. So we are going to stop apologizing and just give our investors 10 billion dollars.
We don't forbid our workers from wearing respirators because it looks bad in photos. We just want to see their smiling faces! #bpsmiles
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