Monday, July 5, 2010

coming tomorrow: JONATHAN ATTEMPTS THE MILK CHALLENGE

Jonathan has foolishly bet me he can drink a gallon of milk in an hour. He clearly has not learned anything from his ignominious defeat at the Saltine Challenge. I will be taking pictures (for you) and laughing my ass off.

5 comments:

Arun Sharma said...

I hope you included a clause in your bet that he has to clean up the mess that will inevitably be created when he fails at this!

Elizabeth Vicary said...

he replies "failure is not an option." I will leave the mopping to him.

gurdonark said...

the saltine challenges sounds easier, but both must be much more difficult than they sound.

I hope Jonathan milks this challenge and skims the cream off the top of the open churn of fun.

Anonymous said...

Is this a very difficult thing to do because of some physiological reason related to milk-protein or the milk sugar (lactose) and simply the volume and transit time.

Be ready for a serious mopping up and have the route to the ER handy.

John aka Endgame Clothing said...

Poor Jonathan...he will go down in flames.

There was a period in my life where I devoted a lot of time to finding someone who could accomplish this feat.

My best candidate was a 23 year old guy I worked with. He was 6'3', weighed about 180 lbs and ate like a frickin horse. He got close. Real close.

Then he violently spewed white vomit all over his parent's house. I wish that I had taped the event, because I was only able to see a moment of the fireworks because I was laughing so hard.

There is an additional physical side effect that occurs about an hour after the milk challenge. I will let Jonathan discover that for himself, but would offer the friendly advice to not leave the house.

Good luck.