Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Greg Shahade's Reprehensibly Un-Commissioner-like Behavior
I am sorry to have to report that Greg Shahade, USCL Commissioner, recently violated his ethical obligation of impartiality by VISITING NEW YORK CITY, HOME OF THE KNIGHTS. For those trusting innocents who are thinking, "No, it can't be! That's not the saintly Greg Shahade I know!!" I'm sorry to say I have irrefutable photographic evidence (above). The first picture is him and his fabulous girlfriend Susan. If you haven't met Susan, try imagining a character, similar to a female Greg without the chess/poker* thing, but on Law and Order**.
In even more shocking news, it's rumored that Greg spent over 300 days visiting Philadelphia in the last year.***
*Except she does play Chinese poker (pictured).
**She's a public defender.
*** Also, my cat is a fire fighter.